Every morning this creepy dog watches me in the back yard (don’t ask questions)

This could be the world’s creepiest dog and I cannot explain why he’s standing 6-feet in the air. Also, don’t ask what I’m doing in the backyard, as it’s none of your business.
I honestly believe I found the creepiest dog in the neighborhood, if not the world.
— Amanda Softstar? (@ASoftstar) September 25, 2021