Honestly, I really wish I was a million dollar slave with a Netflix special

Colin Kaepernick might be the biggest ______________ in the world.
You can fill in the blanks yourself. Meanwhile, I’m trying out for the NFL and asking Netflix for a special. Just need to identify as a wealthy dude with mediocre football talent and take a knee or two.
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