She’s holding a billionaire’s hand, but doesn’t care once Leonardo DiCaprio shows up

Jeff Bezos has tons of cash, but he looks like a bald peanut packing a three-incher. No wonder this beautiful lady forgets all about him once that Leonardo fella gives her a hug. All that money can’t make up for a micro penis.

Suddenly the giant phallic rocket makes sense.

Jeff Bezos girl literally just forgot she’s holding hands with the richest man in the world as soon as DiCaprio hugged her pic.twitter.com/tXIlb7vYII

— Daniel Newmaη (@DanielNewman) November 7, 2021